Dear/Darn scientists
Why do those darn scientists have to cross my profitable plan of selling asteroid shelters? Truth and realism is not a good way to make money.
Please, dear scientists, let us save the fear and doubt to make the extra buck. Please tell the general public that there still is a real change that you are wrong and the world will end by extraterrestrial impact. I'm even willing to share a very small percentage of the asteroid shelter winnings so we'll all have a comfortable future.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
