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You wouldn’t know my new database, she goes to another school: Oracle boasts of earthshattering tech the outside world cannot see

karlkarl Silver badge

"I'm not really ready to disclose our plans as to why I think it's going to suddenly spike but we expect very, very rapid database growth next year"

Obviously they are going to open-source the Oracle DB engine to benefit the world!

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