No Glaswegian would ever call Glaswegian's "wee Gee's", yet that is what everyone else has called you since the 1980s. We only differentiate on spelling.
"How do ye make a Ouija board? Take away their Temazepam."
Yer Subway is a lazy student pub crawl, AKA Subcrawl. And that is local vernacular!
[If it's any compensation then the new Edinburgh tram line is locally called "Glasgow's revenge"]