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Microsoft staffers restive as annual employee poll lands – without questions about compensation

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Mgmt

Not my joke but very fitting:

Management: We are keen to understand your wants and needs and help you handle the stresses of the job more effectively.

Staff: How about a salary raise so we can pay our bills/mortgages, hiring more staff so there are enough people to do the job and not setting ridiculous deadlines?

Management: No, not like that, we mean try Yoga or something.

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