Re: Accenture, Capita, IBM and an £800m budget -- A match made in heaven
For some reason, I picture three very overweight gentlemen on tiny scooters slowly chasing an asthmatic pensioner for the title of "Most agile NHS".
The overweight gentlemen are being lured towards the finishing sign with £800m worth of junk food bribes.
The asthmatic pesioner is chained to the scooters - it's unclear whether he is supposed to pull them iin the right direction or be dragged to his doom. Or both.