Re: If NFL...
Aussie rules Rugby is too tame & peaceful. I like truely violent games with lots of bloodshed, grievous injuries, medics that use overpowered cattle prods to separate the combatants, have to LifeFlight out the survivors, and end up with such massive scores like 2 to 0...
You know, games like Hand Grenade Hackysack!
*Explodes in sarcasm*