To anybody I have offended, I apologize for the offense.
That should be a sufficiently mealymouthmumblefuck "apology" to meet the letter of the law without damaging the Asshat-in Chief's delicate ego or psyche.
To anybody I have offended, I apologize for the offense.
That should be a sufficiently mealymouthmumblefuck "apology" to meet the letter of the law without damaging the Asshat-in Chief's delicate ego or psyche.