“Beheading is fitting.”
Absolutely agree @Pascal and, judging by your monicker I’d suggest a guillotine.
Then we could all sit in the front row knitting our encrypted database of board members.
Mine’s the one with balls of wool in the pockets and the floppy hat with a tricolour rosette on the front.
Seriously though, an honest grownup needs to step into this and sort out the corruption and incompetence.