Re: My personal rant about all Linux variants
So you basically never used Unix? That's the only explanation I can find for someone from the old guard being deceived by Canonical's marketing prowess.
They're good at selling, but their distro sucks balls. Not surprised you'd be put off if you thought that Linux = Ubuntu.
I had done some work on my very own conspiracy theory according to which Canonical was secretly founded by Steve Ballmer. Unfortunately it wasn't outlandish enough to be a good conspiracy theory.