Re: Let's instead look for underpaid CIA interns or drunk NSA contractors.
I am unconvinced about them being able to get drunk. They (unfair generalisation, I know) do stop drinking, usually when they are dead.
Otoh, sometime one falls over and sleeps a bit, but resumes drinking as soon as he wakes up.
I'm not sure either counts as "getting dunk".
Biting the hand that feeds IT
