We had the Carlos Fandango Wally Wheelie Award - a beat up Dinky toy bubblecar tastefully mounted on a lump of polished hardwood. It was awarded to the person most recently involved in a Very Embarrassing Incident involving a company car. Once awarded, it was the recipients duty to track down the next qualifying employee. There was only one rule: it couldn't be awarded posthumously.
There was a very special customised version awarded to one luckless individual. He'd parked on the beach at Morecambe Bay and misjudged the returning tide. He got the car stuck, couldnt get anyone to tow it clear, panicked and went to retrieve his kit. In the excitement he missed his footing, fell over and knocked himself out. He ended up speding the night in Morecambe Hospital whilst his car floated around on the tide.
>Waves at anyone from Protech Instruments<
Biting the hand that feeds IT
