Re: "toiling away in the buff"
I'm not completely nude, I've got a mask on!
It's a great way to make all those video conferencing calls go away - the caller either shuts off the video feed or drops the call entirely.
"Are you na- ARGH! My eyes! My eyes! They burn! What has been seen cannot be unseen! AAAIEEEEE!"
Oh darn, they hung up. I wonder if I should send a bouquet of mindbleach? Nahhh hahahahaha!
*Turns cartwheels past the camera to disrupt the meeting entirely*