Reply to post: Re: Nope, works

Running joke: That fitness gadget? It's, er, run out

Michael Wojcik Silver badge

Re: Nope, works

even discovers on its own that I'm taking a walk

Hooray, more surveillance!

Personally, I can tell on my own whether I'm taking a walk, and when I've exercised sufficiently.

It even does that with hand washing, and then automatically times the Covid19 20 seconds for you.

So on the plus side, there's no need to behave like an adult. Your nanny-watch will guide your every action.

Wearables: Instrumentality for the willingly helpless.

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