plain crisps
Ready salted.
As these are the king of crisps anyway
You wouldnt say that if that was your only choice of flavour from birth until you left home.
You wouldnt say that if your mum , inexplicably refused to accept that crisps were available with actual flavour installed , and blindy bought multipacks of bland bland same same ready fucking salted year after year , crually refusing to even explain why WHY , WHY in Gods Name would you not get Salt and Vinegar , or Cheese and Onion , given it costs exactly the same.
You wouldnt say that if you had to go to school and see the other kids with their Flavored crisps ,
all the flavours under the sun , Prawn cocktail , fish and chips , salty bacon ,pickled onion.
...and you standing forlornly with your bag of Safeway ready fucking salted.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
