Re: You. Are. An. Idiot.
Yeah, the world does not work like that. Counting ballots is booring, and it only happens once in a while. And if we DID have professional vote counters, how do you ensure that they are not corrupted?
If A and B are opposed, then if A cheats, B screams. If B cheats, A screams. This really is as good has you can hope for if humans (and not angels) are doing it.