Re: Too Many Stories!
Speaking of conveyor belts (well, not really) I once heard from a purported eyewitness of a safety person investigating how a worker had managed to seriously staple her finger with a heavy-duty industrial stapler, despite its safety guard. "How did it happen?" asked the safety person. "Like this!" said the worker's supervisor, before they rushed him off to hospital. (This was decades ago, in a factory in a city in the East Midlands.)