Running a racket?
Nice CAD and other productivity software, you've installed there.
Would be a terrible shame if anything happened to it, say some feature-breaking OS update.
However, we're here to help you. With this Feature-Using-Capability-Kit and our Year-Of-Usabiltiy packages you're good to go.
Just extend your contract by this amount, and we will take care of the rest.
See you next time, it's always so nice doing business with you.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
