"You're not/welcome!"
Facial mask? Check!
Human? Check!
Known idiot? False!
Sufficient funds to shop here? Alert!
"Attention Mr John Smith. You have inadvertently wandered into our store with insufficient funds to make a purchase. Please leave by the exit behind you. For your information, the pound shop is next door. Failure to comply will result in this announcement being made louder, and the video of this encounter uploaded to numerous social networks. And by the way, your trouser zip is not done up. Thank you for attempting to shop here today. Goodbye"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
