Re: Obfuscation, confusion and general mayhem
We've got a surprise for him for after the results are tallied. We installed a catapult into his chair & an escape hatch in the roof. Once the results show he's on his way out we'll hit the switch to fling him out the hatch. It will be COMPLETELY accidental if the contracter measured wrong and installed the hatch a bit off to one side or the other. Sorry for the mess -- we'll be fumigating the place to sterilize it anyway...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
