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My demands

I’m going to need at least £250k, use of the company helicopter and a corner office. Oh, and as much Nespresso as I can drink.

And I only want to work 1 day per week; £250k+ doesn’t spend itself, people.

I’m not submitting a CV - you simply wouldn’t understand my talents. Does a king explain his thinking to a courtier? He does not.

To paraphrase another orange, honest and humble man, I can Make Your Company Great Again.

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