Eternal Losers/Serial Morons'r'Us? How Else does One Adequately Explain the Complex Phenomenon ‽
Does Uncle Sam learn nothing at all from all of their experiences in conflicts they have initiated and never won ..... which is by all accounts classified as a certifiable loss?
Is the air toxic, is the water poisoned, is the food infected, are they being brainwashed over there in the Wild Wacky West World of the definitely not United States of America? What is the reason? Why the disease? Do they not realise they are self-destructing/being destroyed at an increasingly alarmingly rapid rate.
Is that their US Master Plan, to Die for a Universal Reset? That's madly drastic and uncommonly tragic to say the least, however YMMV and bold and brave may tickle your fancy. Either way though, it is pretty decent of them to sacrifice themselves for the greater common good.
Is there anything you can do to help them? They're sure to be grateful and bound to be exceedingly generous in fiat reward for they are well renowned for it. Some who may be many more than just a chosen few would tell you It is a mighty strength, deeply embedded in the many dark corners of their DNA/RNA but never a good fit if ever wielded by the Infernal Internal, Eternal Losers .. Serial Morons'r'Us.