Robocop ED 209
I was working as a subby in Scotland, and we were told to relocate a printer that kept jamming.
only to find it was one of those old HP large format printers that look like ED 209 from robocop.
It was located in a shed at the end of a platform at the train station.
The door was a bit sticky so we ended up having to "push it gently" with our shoulders. we then removed the printer and wheeled it down the platform and out of the barriers.
No one said a thing. We had a few funny looks but no one asked for work ticket, paper work, ID or anything.
When we relocated it it was plugged in and was not a happy camper. I unplugged it and recommended to my boss that we leave it until tomorrow to "have a look at it". Sure enough after a days warming up it worked fine.