Old~ish joke
Laurence Fishburne was asked about his new comedy,"Oldish" on the Colbert show.
Colbert : I'm 56, am I oldish?
Fishburne : Well, if you have CRS then you're probably oldish.
Colbert : What's CRS?
Fishburne : Can't remember shit. If you've got CSS -
Colbert : What's that?
Fishburne : Can't see shit.
Just because I'm old doesn't mean I don't appreciate a good joke. I just have to post it to a website so I can find it again.