Re: "They're using our own satellites against us"
It is gravity and our lack of technology that stops us getting out.
A long long time ago, someone got drunk and mis-behaved with a time machine, and was marooned on Earth with the instruction to evolve into a more responsible life form.
Judging by the current state of the world, we have yet to complete our sentence. :o(
Biting the hand that feeds IT
