As ever, you have all completely and utterly missed the point.
It does't matter what Apple releases because idiots like me with minimal sense, no self-control and worryingly deep pockets will just buy it anyway. Again. And again. And again.
I don't want virtual shiny, I want actual shiny. I want it now, and I will pay stupid money to get it.
Why does no-one understand? I despair of you all, I really do (yet somehow keep coming back for more).