Reply to post: If you drive your cow over rough roads...

India makes buying a used cow easier than buying a used car

Shadow Systems

If you drive your cow over rough roads...

Does it make a milkshake?

If you scare a cow so bad that it screams, does that make curdled milk?

If a cow gets indigestion & constipation, does that mean it's cottage cheese?

I'll get my coat, it's the one with the pockets full of a-moo-sing puns. =-)P

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