FFS patching is a sysadmins life get on with it.
If you find Windows patching onerous then I suggest you use Linux. If you are unable to then just design your systems to be failover tolerant and just manage it and quit your moaning. It's life just get on with it
If you choose Linux don't forget to keep up with the kernal patching, OS releases, plugin patching, application patching on that platform as well or just not bother and get what you deserve.
Either way shut up and get on with it.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
