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TalkTalk, Three, and Virgin Media, come on down! You've all won a prize for... not being that great at something!


Wake Up Talk Talk

Personal Message to Talk Talk CEO, one Tristia Harrison:

Carry on like this with even moderate customer service levels and unlike your predecessor Didon't Whatsername, you will:

1, Not get a peerage;

2. Not be put in charge of anything quite important which had not worked in any meaningful way and in which you have neither background, experience nor real influence but lots of political connections with bonkers ex Revolutionary Communist Party types who now run the government.

3, Be blamed for being a woman who failed when the male morons around you were in fact as least as bad.

4, Not get £150 for making bovine noises in a Lords "debate" on Zoom,

5, Get to sit next to Ian Botham.

See what you could be missing? Screw it up now. You may not want to but you know you must. Worth remebering that Talk Talk wholesale are not part of this shennanigans. If a company ever needed a new name, its them.

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