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Norfolk's second-greatest cultural export set for return with 3-metre monument in honour of the Turkey Twizzler

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My dog refused to eat it.

Went to a friends for supper and brought the dog for their kids to play with. I'd forgotten that his wife had gone vegetarian and expected everyone else to eat likewise. Her one nod to us meat eaters was to serve those god-awful turkey things. I thought it tasted vile so slipped it under the table to the dog. He greedily snorted it off my palm, chewed a few times, then promptly barfed it up all over the floor. SWMBO was Not Amused at the pooches critique of her culinary offerings. I spent the night in the proverbial dog house for my actions.

It says something when even the *DOG* pukes from the "food".

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