The movie trailer;
In a dystopian future, where the Microsoft world believes you cannot think for yourself, an unwanted hero has has returned...
Clip-AI - "Hey I see you are trying to do something productive, so I'm going too help by converting some of your data randomly to date format"
Helpless user - "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Clipp-AI - "Glad I could help! Now lets take a look at your bank account and see what great new cloudy services we can sing you up for"