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First alligators, then dogs, now Basil Fawlty is trying to standardise social distancing measures

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Holy Social Distance of Antioch

Two shall be the metre count of social distancing, and the metre count of social distancing shall be two.

Three shalt thou not count, neither count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two.

Four is right out. Once the number two, being the second number, be reached, then thou art socially distance from thy foe, who, being safely distanced in My sight, shall maybe not snuff it.

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