Re: You still use a phone to make phone calls?
20 minutes of back and forth texting? Why, when you can record long, meandering whatsapp messages with lots of background noise and breathing sounds replying to a simple yes/no question?
Even better, let's schedule a Zoom/Meet/Teams/Skype/Sploorf meeting! With everyone we know, and cameras on! All the cool kids are doing it, apparently all the time.