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Re: They don't build them like they used to

A prospective customer was looking into the boot of a Rolls Royce. "What's that for," he asked the salesman, pointing to a device mounted inside.

"It's the emergency triangle," replied the salesman.

"What is it used for?" asked the man.

"You put it in the road to warn other road users in the event of a breakdown," the salesman explained.

"But you told me that Rolls Royce never break down!" the man announced triumphantly.

The salesman replied, "If you look under your shirt, sir, you will notice two nipples. Their purpose is to supply milk in the event that you were to have a baby."

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