Re: Which is why I always turn off email sigs...
That depends on the sig. seen, on a Microsoft mailing list, a long time ago:
“We are Microsoft of Borg. Where you want to go today is irrelevant. What you want to do today is irrelevant. We shall take your currency and add it to our own. Resistance is futile. Bend over right now.”
The howls from certain others on the list were things of beauty.