Re: Mood lighting my arse.
Thinking about it, why not?
Wouldn't it be great if every time you sat on the toilet for a number two - the bathroom was suffused with the beatiful glow of your now revealed anaLED BumLumination - reflected gently from the bowl?
Maybe a restful blue for your number 2 - with the option of a brighter mode to show your underlings that the sun shines out of your arse.