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Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin. Hang on, the PDP 11/70 has dropped offline

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Two memorable customer long-standing problems with systems breaking intermittently.

In one case it was finally noticed that the office network connection failed temporarily - when a Harrier jump jet was taking off from the pad outside. Faulty connection in the wall box.

The second was a mainframe crash. Chatting to an operator over coffee - she said "it always happens when I've gone to the toilet". The ladies' toilet had a motor (pump/macerator) which switched on when the toilet was flushed.

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