...or
...the slip fielder "standing with his legs apart waiting for a tickle".
TMS just hasn't been the same since Johnners and Blowers departed (or indeed John Arlott, a radio deity for folks of my vintage) - but it's still been lovely to have it back in the last couple of weeks, and Andy Zaltzman is good value. As comforting as the shipping forecast, or a lukewarm pint on the village green (though of course the village green is now a new-build housing development).
Goodness only knows what the leftpondians are making of this thread - or what it has to do with SpaceX...