If "Liar Liar" happened IRL
"<CORPNAME> believes the security of our customers' accounts is of paramount importance," a spokesperson told us.
"Haha, just kidding. We can't be bothered even put a simple password on that crap," the spokesperson continued. "Since we got caught and called out, we'll make a show of locking stuff down for while. But that's inconvenient as hell, so once you lot move on to the next breach we'll be back to business as usual."