Re: Why the gripes about the SAMHSA link?
ever tried to call one of those state agencies, at the listed number in their main web page? Contacting a human at Google is probably easier (just kidding, I know THAT takes some major work involving candles, kittens, and a virgin's underwear).
Digging you might be able to find someone, after several tries, and that person sometimes sounds nice and would be helpful if it weren't she's the assistant project intern. Anyone above in the tree 1) doesn't answer the phone 2) has an out of the office reply unchanged since two months ago.