Reply to post: Re: Density

The Moon certainly ain't made of cheese but it may be made of more metal than previously thought, sensor shows

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Re: Density


The Moon is made of cheese. It’s got lumpy bits in it, which are cracker crumbs from careless Clangers. And it has a liquid core of finest port. All NASA need to provide is space chutney. Although my perfect cheeseboard also has mulled wine soaked apple slices. So hopefully there’s room in the spacecraft for them too.

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