Who is stealing the stars?
First we have the situation of a star going missing, presumably becoming a black hole without any big bang. Now, a black hole goes missing?
My guess, the aliens are tired of us and are actively interfering with our view of the universe. Next up, galaxies start dancing whenever multiple telescopes look at the same object at the same time (introductory course to improbability research) or things get hidden in plain sight (elementary SEP field theory).