And I'm not being conspiratorial when I think state actors are fomenting conspiracies around 5G
I'm being totally reasonable and lucid. In fact I may be the brightest critter in the stable.
Given how adept various governments (including and excluding 5-Eyes) are at manipulating opinions via social media, it seems logical that there are some big players out there trying to gum up the works.
Oh, and tin is not a good shield against the 5G spectrum. Definitely cover your head with 2mm copper shielding. A spike on the top helps drive away the signals. Taking a walk in a thunderstorm should clear all those internal screaming demons out once and for all.