Reply to post: Re: Liar, she hit a traffic light

Hey NYPD, when you're done tear-gassing and running over protesters, can you tell us about your spy gear?

Danny 2

Re: Liar, she hit a traffic light

Lion dung.

Even trained police horses have an instinctual terror of lions. To deter a police horse charge at a protest in Govan they bought lion dung from the zoo and spread it as thin brown line across the road. It worked, the horses wouldn't come anywhere near it.

If you are in a demo next to a police horse, stay close to its haunches. Not behind it or it will kick you, not at the front or the officer will baton you.

It's weird what you learn on demos. I never even knew you can buy lion dung - apparently so nutrient rich that rose bushes thrive in it.

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