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SpaceX is about to launch its first Starlink internet satellite sporting a sun visor following complaints by astronomers

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Kessler is coming

The primary purpose of all those Starlink sats is not to provide Internet to Earthies.

After King Elon of Marsk establishes his colony with a seed population, the Starlinks will be commanded to collide and create a cloud of debris all around Earth. No more space launches or low orbit satellites for Earthies.

Long Live King Elon!

remember: you read it here first

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