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The Edinburgh Fringe festival isn't happening this year, but that won't stop a digital sign doing its own comedy routine

The Indomitable Gall

The gates have been locked almost continuously since last century. I walked down those steps maybe twice. They stank of urine, or, as we say in Scotland, they reeked of pish. And that, dear reader, is why they're locked.

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