Re: What ?
'Thank you for opening this obviously dodgy email. You have won a permanent, no expense paid, holiday for one on the good ship HMS Unemployed, which our automated systems are processing as you read.
Please wait for security to attend at your work station, as they want to frisk you for paper clips and pencils before dragging you feet first out of the building.
Thank you and goodbye'
Biting the hand that feeds IT
