Re: Unintended consequences
'Taking a comfort break?'
Christ on a bike. This is an English publication, so let's not despoil it with ugly, squeamishly coy Americanism euphemisms for ordinary everyday things.
It's a poo, a dump, a crap, voiding ones bowels, emptying the chocolate whizzway, dropping some kids off at the pool, going for a shit and so forth.
And if you want to be really, really boring, you could call it 'going to the toilet'.