Reply to post: Re: It was Elon Musk, with a satellite, in space

From attacked engineers to a crypto-loving preacher with a questionable CV: Yep, it's still very much 5G silly season

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Re: It was Elon Musk, with a satellite, in space

Ah-ah... those satellites just coordinate the distribution of the virus (and worse!one!!). It is spread via the exhaust of his Tesla EV - why would they have one (hidden on the underside) otherwise [1]? And those hidden Corona reservoirs are filled up at the Supercharger network - that s why other makes can t charge there! It all comes together.

Sorry

concerned citizen

[1] yes, aircon drain, don t tell me...

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