Re: In other news
"Or one of the uninhabited Pacific islands".
Be careful to pick one that won't be under water in a few years.
Your remind me of a story I read in the papers 20-30 years ago. An elderly but well-heeled American couple wanted to retire somewhere really, really safe. So they spent years researching everything, from geography and politics to economics and medical services.
Finally they chose their ideal retirement home and moved there in 1981.
The Falkland Islands!