Re: Good grief.
Perhaps a small correction is in order - You CONSIDER yourself fortunate. COUNT may be common usage but it is incorrect because it is illogical.
Boy, too bad I got out of the communication game - used to be fun to teach you firangis how to read, speak, and write English properly, because most of you sucked so bad. So most of you white boys claim to know one language, but the truth is, you know none well enough to be regarded as fluent. Meanwhile, in the rest of world, we are fluent in at least 3, and passable in another 2. So shove your racism where, as the americans say, the sun don't shine.